Words of Advice

DO NOT feed members, especially Haven, Ronin, Nanor and HotStuff. ALL are classified as dangerous weapons and are illegal to carry on the street.
In case of fire, smash glass case and toast marshmallows held within.
Pillows are provided, but BE AWARE: We aren't quite sure where they went when they disappeared, and the washing machine is broken...
DO NOT touch the companion cube. Seriously. Don't.
In the event of being sucked into Haven's fantasies, the dress up box is in the corner.
Washing and general hygiene is not a reqirement. In fact, it is frowned upon by most members of THN.
There's been a recent outbreak of licking in the THN factory. We all presume it's an act of friendship, but research is yet to be concluded.