User:Waterproofbob
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bob no likey confusing wiki
As bob is quite a dense fellow (no fat jokes) it hath taken him the best part of 20 mins to work out what the hell is going on here. Having never done anything wiki like before I had a slight break down and started to believe that a wookie maybe more useful. However with Ronin helping me find this page and Thatbloke telling me how to make headings I'm on my way to a simple yet hopefully readable wiki thingy me wotsit.
I'm bob put to song
Well. *in American pie syley* A long long time a go in a county far away bob had just started school. He was a little scared of big kids wedgies and no mum and dad. But a name came along and saved the daaaaaayaay. A cartoon show was on TV that depicted bob in his entirety and soon it was clear to see my name is bob and i need to pee. ooooo bob thought this name was great and it meant that wedgies he didn't take and he knew that school would be a load of fuuuuuun . Then one day there came a vote on politics and stuff and there was no monster raving choice so bob say hey you must hear my voice. *end of American Pie style singing as waterproofbob rhymes with nothing it's kinda like purple in that regard.*
The real bob story
The story of how I'm waterproofbob, I get asked a lot why my alias is waterproofbob, so here goes. The bob bit comes from a combo of looking like http://www.buddytv.com/articles/king-of-the-hill/images/bobby-hill-1.jpg bobby from king of the hill when i was 11 and the fact that my dads name is in fact bob. The waterproof bit comes from combo of my email and school elections in 6th form. My email came from a day at work when it was raining like a mother at work and when asked why i wasn't moving pcs outside i replied I'm crazy not waterproof. Then in the upper 6th there was a school election and me and a mate thought it bitterly unfair that the monster raving loony party wouldn't be allowed to stand in the election, so we contacted the party for support thinking nothing would come of it but they actually contacted the school politics dep. As a mad name to use while contacting them we used the name waterproofbob's and for me it stuck. we never did run as the MRLP due to the politics teachers confronting us and we totally lies our arses off thinking we were in trouble.
So what does a waterproofbob do
I'm currently a maths student who plays a whole load of FPSs. I'm not all that picky I just need to be a able to shoot lots of people gratuitously in the face and if a little voice appears yelling DOMINATING then thats just fine and dandy. I enjoy long walks to the pub and hiking trips to the local buy one get one free Pizza place.
Can I also be a waterproofbob
Unfortunately the school for waterproofbob's is currently in refit due to a small accident involving a 4 midgets a can of mace and 18 hungry manatees. We hope to re-open as soon as possible but due to the devastation that was caused by the afore mentioned event it's not looking good.
